If SFXT Had Babalities...

Ken Masters: Performs the upwards Tatsumaki Senpukyaku part of the Shippu Jinraikyaku but lands hard on his butt afterwards and cries from the pain.
Cammy White: Performs a Cannon Spike but falls hard and we see her lying on the ground crying from the pain afterwards.
Guile: Tries to perform a Somersault Kick but, in the process, falls hard on his head, then sits up and clutches it in pain, crying.
Abel: Sits around, bored, until a puppy shows up and licks his face. He and the puppy then proceed to happily play together afterwards.
Dhalsim: Performs a Yoga Blast, but the fire scares him and he meditates in order to get his mind off that and avoid crying.
Sagat: The scar on his chest glows and he laughs evilly, arms folded.
Hugo Andore: Performs a Moonsault Press off the turnbuckle of his wrestling ring crib, imploding it under his huge size and falling hard on his stomach in the process, then throws a tantrum on the ground and cries a puddle of tears.
Poison: Steps into her high-heel shoes, which are still the same size they were when she was an adult, and tries walking in them but trips and throws a tantrum on the ground crying a puddle of tears.
Rolento F. Schugerg: Juggles his grenades until he drops one. Then, when he tries to pick the lost grenade back up, he accidentally pulls the pin and the grenade explodes (but he isn't hurt), making him fall on his butt and burst into tears.
Ibuki: Leaps into her ninja kite and is blown around until she falls out of the kite and hard onto her butt crying in pain.
Zangief: Performs a Spinning Piledriver on a teddy bear and falls hard on his butt on impact and cries from the pain.
Rufus: Bounces up and down and rolls around in circles, giggling happily and blabbering nonstop in baby talk as he does so.
Balrog: Performs a Dash Straight on a punching bag, which swings backwards and then forwards, smacking him hard in the nose in the process. He then proceeds to clutch his nose and cry in pain.
Vega: Climbs up to the top of his crib and performs a Flying Barcelona Attack off it but faceplants hard on the ground in the process and throws a tantrum crying a puddle of tears.
M. Bison: Floats over a beat-up teddy bear and laughs maniacally with his arms folded.
Han Juri: Sits around until a spider shows up in front of her and climbs onto her face, freaking her out and making her shiver on the ground crying in fear, severely traumatized.
Kazuya Mishima: Fires a Devil Beam upwards, but the beam scares him and he is then seen lying on the ground crying and uncontrollably firing more Devil Beams.
Nina Williams: Baby Anna hangs her from a tree by her diaper, then crawls away laughing as her sister struggles to get free and cries a puddle of tears.
Julia Chang: A teddy bear is thrown her way and she hugs it affectionately.
Bob Richards: Tries to perform a Grater Langouste but screws up and falls hard on his butt crying.
King II: His jaguar mask having taken on a cartoonish appearance and the "King" on his wrestling tights changed to "Prince" as a result of the de-aging, he performs a Moonsault Body Press but falls hard and hurts himself in the process. He then proceeds to throw a tantrum on the ground and cry a puddle of tears afterwards.
Craig Marduk: Finds a barbell lying on the ground and attempts to lift it, but it's too heavy for him and he cries in frustration.
Steve Fox: Trips on a rock during Ducking and falls hard on his head, clutching it in pain and crying because of that. If Nina is his opponent, she will instead pick him up and play with him by bouncing him up and down and he giggles as this happens.
Hwoarang: Goes into his fighting stance and unintentionally kicks himself in the head, causing him to cry in pain.
Yoshimitsu: Performs a Slap U Silly and spins so fast that he falls over, laughing it off afterwards. Baby Kunimitsu, wearing a baby version of her TTT2 outfit, is then seen pointing and laughing at what he just did.
Raven: Just like in his and Yoshimitsu's ending, he teleports on top of a toy chest but falls in due to it being open (which he didn't know earlier), and the chest closes and locks with him inside. This renders Raven incapable of getting out and he can be heard crying and banging on the inside of the chest, demanding to be let out.
Heihachi Mishima: Drinks a youth serum that backfires on him and turns him into a baby, instead of de-aging in a puff of smoke like the other characters, then performs an Electric Wind Godfist, but the electricity shocks his hand and he is seen lying on the ground clutching his arm and crying in pain.
Kuma II: Now a bear cub (same as in his and Heihachi's ending), he sits around repeatedly farting, making the same noises heard in Reptile's MK9 Babality as he does so.
Asuka Kazama: Jumps off a coffee table on a baby tricycle but crashes in the process and falls off the trike. We then see her throwing a tantrum on the ground and crying a puddle of tears.
Lili Rochefort: Sits in a fancy-looking bassinet, then her father shows up carrying a teddy bear. He then proceeds to place the stuffed animal under his infant daughter's arm and put her blanket over all but her head and arms, then say "Goodnight, Lili" and kiss her on the head goodnight before walking off. Afterwards, Lili is seen sleeping peacefully in her bassinet, teddy in arm.
Paul Phoenix: Attempts to perform a Phoenix Smasher on a brick wall with an alien head spray-painted on it, hurting his hand in the process because he is unable to destroy the wall; he is then seen clutching his arm and crying from the pain.
Marshall Law: Goes into Dragon Charge stance and gives a high-pitched martial arts yell before doing his two-kick win pose from Tekken 6. However, he falls hard during the second kick and lies on the ground crying.
Jin Kazama: His tattoo burns onto his arm and he clutches it in pain crying until Jun, wearing her TTT2 outfit, shows up to pick him up and comfort him.
Ling Xiaoyu: In imitation of her Tekken 5 LP + RP win pose, she slips while kicking and falls hard on her butt, rubbing it in pain and crying.
Ancient Ogre: Stands over a headless Sackgirl of Jun (wearing her white shirt and black pants from Tekken 2) and proudly presents the doll's head, which he has ripped off.
Cole MacGrath: Plays with his Amp until he accidentally shocks himself and cries from the pain.
Toro Inoue: Sits around and quickly changes into the various outfits shown in his reveal trailer for Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale (Justice, Ninja, Oni) in a continuous loop, giggling happily as he does so.
Kuro: Same as Kazuya, except instead of the first Devil Beam, the purple aura spirit from his Devil Beam Super Art shows up and scares him first.
Mega Man (bad box art): Fires a Buster Shot, but the resulting recoil causes him to fall on his butt and cry.
Pac-Man: Plays patty-cake with baby Mokujin and the two babies sing happily as they do so.
Elena: Attempts to do a spinning handstand but screws up and falls hard on her stomach. She is then seen throwing a tantrum on the ground and crying a puddle of tears.
Dudley: Sets up an imaginary tea party for himself and a teddy bear and pours some "tea" for himself and the teddy, then proceeds to "drink" the "tea" and make the stuffed animal do the same, with the cup going between him and the teddy in a continuous loop.
Cody Travers: Grabs some of his rocks and tries to use them to break his handcuffs, but fails and cries frustratedly.
Guy: Attempts to jump-kick a steel barrel, stubbing his toe in the process and crying and clutching his leg in pain.
Sakura Kasugano: Does a few kicks and her shoe flies off in the process (in reference to one of her Alpha 2 and Alpha 3 win poses). She then proceeds to sit down just as the shoe is about to land on her head and giggles once it does.
Blanka: Unintentionally shocks himself while performing an Electric Thunder and is seen lying on the ground crying afterwards.
Christie Monteiro: Attempts to go into her fighting stance but slips on a banana peel she didn't know was in the way and falls hard onto the ground crying.
Lei Wulong: Falls hard on his butt during Drunken Master Stance and cries from the resulting pain.
Bryan Fury: Jumps at a teddy bear and, in imitation of his Tekken 6 LP win pose, repeatedly punches it until it becomes very beat-up-looking, then laughs sinisterly afterwards but is interrupted when a nanny shows up, reprimands him, "Bryan Fury! What on earth do you think you are doing!? To the time-out chair with you, young man!" and sends him to the time-out chair where he angrily sits and sulks.
Jack-X: Turns on his leg boosters, but as soon as he starts to fly, some screws and bolts loosen and fall out of him and the boosters malfunction, making him burst into tears in his robotic voice; he rusts because of the tears.
Alisa Bosconovitch: Activates her chainsaws but is unable to turn them off and cries in frustration.
Lars Alexandersson: Finds his cell phone lying on the ground, and it rings just as he is about to bang it up and down, but the ringing is so loud that he's too scared of it to even answer and proceeds to clutch his head crying, his hands over his ears.